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Saturday, February 2, 2019

Yellowknife NWT & the Northern Lights - It's an Adventure!

I’ve always wanted to see the Northern Lights.  I almost saw them when I was 15.  I was at a summer camp near Sudbury, Ontario.  It was the last night and the tents where we’d spent the previous eight weeks were packed up and stored for the winter.  We would be spending our last night under the stars. Being the last night, the camp counsellors weren’t being terribly observant which allowed many of us to slip into our girlfriends sleeping bags. 
I was busy trying to get to second base – which was difficult with two people being shoe-horned into   I ended up on top and was busy trying to figure out the mysteries of the female bra.  I’m reasonably mechanical, but I had come to the conclusion that it was like the stone that blocked Alibaba’s cave – you needed a magical word to get it to open.
15 year old stud Groberman
a sleeping bag made for one.

My attempts at adolescent love was so overpowering that my girlfriend, on the bottom, looking up, declared “Hey! Are those the Northern Lights?”
I figured it was just another excuse to end my interminable groping, and ignored her.  It turns out it was the Northern Lights.  So I never got to see them, nor get to second base.   

2017 Solar Eclipse
Flash forward a half century.  I’m proud to admit that in the interval I did manage to get to second base, but never saw the Northern Lights.  I saw comet Hale-Bopp in 1997, and the solar eclipse of 2017, but was missing seeing the Aurora Borealis so I could complete the Atronomical Trifecta.  This winter I decided to rectify that.  When I mentioned it to my buddy Tom, who had accompanied me on several other adventures he immediately signed on.  Travelling with Tom is always… interesting. (read my Amazon rip).

Yellowknife NWT
For those of you who don’t know where Yellowknife is, it’s in Canada’s north.  It lies on the north shore of Great Slave Lake about 250 miles south of the Arctic Circle and has a population of just under 20,000.

When I announced to my wife that I was going to view the Northern Lights she surprised me by telling me it was also on her bucket list.  Even though we’d been married 40 plus years I’m still learning stuff about her.  Tom mentioned his partner wanted to go, so there was a foursome.

I booked a three-day two-night tour on line with Northern Lights Tours.  I’d sent emails to a few tour company’s but they were the only ones who got back to me.  They answered all my questions and seemed to have excellent feedback on TripAdvisor.     Our package included transfers from the airport, hotel, clothing and two nights viewing.

Viewing the Aurora Borialis is a bit like going fishing.  There’s no guarantee you’ll see them.  First of all the weather might not cooperate, and if the weather does cooperate they might just be a no-show.  I was told we’d have about a sixty percent chance of seeing them during our stay.

As our trip drew closer I began to monitor the weather.  The long range forecast was unclear if it would be cloudy or clear.  One thing it was clear about – it was going to be cold – very cold!  Minus 37 degrees Centigrade  (minus 35 Fahrenheit).  With windchill it would feel like minus 51 (minus 60 Fahrenheit).  Flesh freezes at that temperature if you even think of going outside!  In case you’re interested the average temperature of Mars is  minus 55 C.  So if you didn’t make the cut for Jeff Bezos Mars mission and you want to know what it’s like on Mars, just visit Yellowknife in January.

Getting there is relatively easy.  It’s a two-hour flight from Calgary on Westjet or Air Canada.   I was getting concerned when we arrived in Calgary as it was snowing, and it was cloudy all the way into Yellowknife.   As we arrived, the captain announced it was a balmy minus 35 degrees (not counting the windchill factor).  As it was a small plane and a small airport there was no gate.  We deplaned outside and made a quick dash into the airport where we found our driver, Joe, and guide/photographer, Tracy, waiting for us with our cold weather clothes and boots.
Super 8 Yellowknife

Being a small town there weren’t a lot of hotel choices in Yellowknife – a total of five.  I chose the Super 8 even though it wasn’t one of the two “upscale hotels.”  It had better TripAdvisor reviews and included breakfast.

We weren’t disappointed.  The room was large and clean and the staff was particularly friendly.  After unpacking the first order of business was lunch.   There were only fast food restaurants near us:  Tim Hortons, Pizza Hut, McDonalds and Fatburger - We opted for Fatburger.

Early sunset in Yellowknife
We didn’t put on our rented clothes but just the cold weather gear we were wearing – big mistake.  Even though it was only a block away I was nearly frozen – particularly my face – by the time we got there.

During the late afternoon, (the sun set around 4:00pm) the skies began to clear and it looked like we might have a good opportunity to view the Aurora.  The prime Aurora viewing hours are between 11:00pm and to 2:00am.  By the time Joe, our guide, picked  us up at 9:30pm the skies were totally clear.  That was the good news.  The bad news is the temperature had dropped more until it was about minus 45 and dropping.     That meant really dressing up warm.  

There’s a knack to dressing for cold weather – the secret is layers – lots of layers.  I’ve hired a professional model to demonstrate.

First layer:

The first layer is light thermal underwear and socks.

Followed by a heavy t-shirt….

… and a light sweatshirt.

..on the bottom I put on a pair of sweat pants…

And finally the heavy quilted snow pants.

After the pants it’s time for some heavy socks that can be pulled up over the bottom of the pants.

After the socks, it’s time for the foot warmers.  These attach to the bottom of your socks.  They only go up to your toes.  If you want to keep your toes warm, then you also need to add the toe warmers. 

I was a little leery of using those chemical footwarmers due to an unfortunate incident my old writing partner some years back. He was complaining about cold feet during a cold snap and decided, rather than spend the two dollars on footwarmers he’d do it himself.  He put a heaping tablespoon of cayenne pepper in each of his socks before he headed off to an important meeting we had with prospective clients.  

Part way through the meeting he began to sweat profusely, then his legs began to vibrate.  Needless to say the meeting ground to a halt as we all watched this bizzare performance.  A few moments later he jumped up and began to run to the door.  I ran after him to see what was wrong.  All I saw was  a shoe part way down the hall, then another shoe.  I followed the clothing trail to the staircase where I saw one sock part way down the stairs and another on the landing. 

When I went outside, I saw him jumping up and down in a snowbank.  When I looked up I saw our prospective clients faces pressed to the window.   Needless to say we didn’t get the gig.  So I was a bit concerned when I fastened the footwarmers to my socks and stuck them in my boots.  But they worked well.  They lasted all night.  In fact they were still warm the next morning. 

After the socks, it was time for the snowmobile boots.  These had felt liners that added additional protection against the cold.  I ended up renting boots that were a size bigger than my shoe size to accommodate all the extra socks and warmers. 

To keep my face warm I put on a balaclava – which also could come in handy if I ever decide to rob a bank.

…and finally the fur trimmed parka.   On my hands I had fingerless wool gloves covered by heavy mittens.  I found the fingerless gloves worked well when I was taking pictures.  I also had hand warmers that I kept in my parka pocket.  

Now you may think the above may have no practical use for you; but I beg to differ.  This method would be of great use for you when travelling on budget airlines where they charge you for checked bags – just wear all your clothes!

Around 9:30 the bus showed up.  The skies had totally cleared and there was a three-quarter moon in the sky.   Despite the fact that the bus’s heater was going full blast the windows were frosted over and you could feel the cold seeping through the floor.

Both or driver, Joe,  and guide Tracy, were from China.  Evidently a high percentage of northern light tourists are from Asia.  Luckily both spoke excellent English.  Tracy explained to us that we were going to be viewing the lights (if they appeared) from various locations. 

The first location was about 15 minutes away from the hotel.  Tracy got out of the bus to check things out and returned with a big smile to announce that we were lucky.  The Aurora gods were smiling upon us.

We exited the bus and looked expectantly in the sky.   Above us and to the north was a light coloured band of light – almost like the milky way on a clear night, but fainter.  As our eyes adjusted to the dark the band  seemed to undulate and move. 

I set up my camera on a small tripod on a small hill and set up for a time exposure.  As soon as I pressed the shutter and stepped back the tripod and camera  took off  down the road like a bob sled.  I had to chase it for a bout 50 meters till I caught up with it.

Our guide set up her camera in a more secure place and took as many pictures of the aurora as we wanted – no extra cost. 

One thing we noticed after looking at the pictures from the first site was the camera caught far more of the colours and details than the naked eye.  That is if you camera wasn’t a iphone.  For some technical reason the iphone’s  camera didn’t capture the lights in any detail.  Those with a camera or Samsung phone got the best results.  For camera buffs, the best results  were attained with setting the ISO to 1800, opening the aperture to 2.8, and about a 10 to 15 second exposure.  Don’t even try taking pictures if you don’t have a tripod – all you’ll get is a swirl of color.

After about 15 minutes we’d had as much cold as we could stand and retreated to the relative warmth of the bus.  We then headed off to the second location – on the shores of the Great Slave Lake for the second viewing.  We arrived around 11:00pm and when we exited the bus our jaws dropped.  The lights had intensified and were dancing across the sky.  We were on the edge of a large frozen lake, there were boats pulled up beside us, and a huge expanse of sky in front of us.  A truly fantastic site.

After half an hour the cold overcame our excitement and we all retreated back to the bus to warm up. 
We visited two other sights, but the lake sight was undoubtedly the best.

Around 1:00am we headed back to the hotel.  Tracy transferred the photos directly to those who had iphones and emailed a link to those of us who didn’t.

Back at the hotel it was time for a cup of hot chocolate and bed.

Although we didn’t get to bed until after 3:00am, we were up early to cash in on the included free breakfast – which wasn’t bad for a second tier hotel.  Waffles, boiled eggs, bagels, cereal.  I’ve had far meagre “continental” breakfasts at expensive hotels. 

While we were eating a tour arrived from Guadalajara, Mexico where the lowest it ever gets is 6 above.  Boy, are they in for a surprise!   We sat across from a local school temperature who admitted the weather was cold – even for them.  She remembers once when it was minus 60 and her eyes froze when she crossed the street.  She was out less than a minute. 
“I guess it’s indoor recess today, “ she sighed. “It’s mandatory when the temperature is below minus thirty.”
“What’s it today?” I asked.
“Minus thirty five and supposed to get colder.”

Around ten o’clock there’s a knock on the door.  It’s Tom.
“Hi, Fen and I are thinking of going downtown.  Want to come?”
“Tom, it’s minus a million degrees out there.  Why on earth would you want to go out there?  There’s nothing to see downtown but a couple of car lots and a restaurant or two.”
“It’ll be an adventure,” he replies.
“So would chopping a whole in the ice and jumping into the lake.  Do you want to do that?”
“Well, you go right ahead,” I reply. Michele and I are going to stay here where it’s nice and warm until we have to go out tonight.”
“We’ll be back in a couple of hours,” Tom assures me.

Canadian Electric Cars!
Michele and I spend a quiet day in our room.  I’m excited about seeing the Aurora again that night.  I looked at the previous night as a dress rehearsal.  I reviewed all the pictures we took and figured out how to even do better tonight.

Around 4:30 in the afternoon there’s a knock on the door.  It’s Tom.
“I just thought I’d tell you we’re back,” he announces.
“I can see that,” I reply.  I look at my watch.  “Tom, you’ve been gone five hours!  What could you possibly have seen in downtown Yellowknife that would take five hours.”
“It was an adventure, “ he announces.  “It started when the bus broke down..”
“Bus?” I ask.  “What bus?”
“Well Fen and I decided to take public transportation.  There’s a bus stop right across the street.  We only had to wait twenty minutes for one to come by.
“Twenty minutes in minus thirty?
“Minus thirty-five,” corrects Tom.  “But then the bus broke down.  It was a new bus I don’t think it was made for the cold.”
“So what did you do then?” I ask.
“Well we waited with the bus driver for another twenty-minutes or so till they sent another bus.  It was a real great ride, the bus driver was very helpful.  Too bad we couldn’t talk to him longer,  because we had to transfer.”
“You had to take two buses to get downtown?” I ask incredibly.
“Three if you count the bus that broke down.”
“So it basically took you nearly two hours to go five miles?  Why didn’t you just take a taxi?  You’d be downtown in five minutes!”
Now you know why I love travelling Tom….“It’s always an adventure!”

Joe and Tracy show up around 9:30 and we dash into the bus.  This time we’re experience watchers so we grab the seat with the heating vent.   The windows are totally frosted over so I can’t see where we’re going.  After fifteen minutes Tracy announces that we’ve arrived at the first site and she’ll go out and see if the Aurora is visible.

After a few minutes she gets back on the bus and announces that the Aurora hasn’t started yet.  So we’ll just wait for a few minutes and check again.  After half an hour the Aurora is still a no show so Tracy announces we’re going to drive to another spot – maybe they’ll be there.

We wait about half an hour and then move on to the next site and then a fourth – same story.  Finally around 1:00am  Tracy admits what’s become obvious to all of us on the bus – the Aurora is a no show tonight.  While I’m disappointed that I didn’t get another chance to see them, I’m buoyed by the fact that we had a great show last night.

In the morning we have a late breakfast, pack up and head off to the airport and home. 

If viewing the Northern Lights isn’t on your bucket list, it should be.  You don’t necessarily have to view them from Canada, you could tie in viewing with a trip to Norway, or Iceland or many other northern countries.  Just make sure you book three nights – that way you’re pretty much guaranteed to see them on at least one night.

In two weeks I’m moving from one extreme to another.  From 40 below to 40 above as I head of to Botswana for a safari.

As Tom says. “It’ll be an adventure.”

Sunday, January 7, 2018

The Rwandan Le-Mans : A new culinary adventure

Friday November 24th

Today is another LONG driving day as we drive to Nyungwe National Park.  We arrive at Nyungwe Top View Hill Hotel where I’m scheduled to spend two nights. This time I have a nice two room cottage – complete with a fire place.  There seems to be a problem regarding Penny and Peter’s accommodations.  They’ll have to find other accommodation in the village down the road.  As a consequence I’ll be dining alone this evening.  Peter warns me to be there early so I won’t get killed in the stampede to the buffet table. When I ask why, he just smiles.

As instructed, I arrive early for dinner to find only eleven other diners.  I figure Peter doesn’t know what he’s talking about.  However when they bring out the meat platter the eleven diners rise as one and race to the platter like lions descending on a wounded wildebeest.  The Rwandans may have abandoned the French language, but not the Le-Mans style way of starting a
The LeMans race start
race.  Tonight they’re serving what passes for lamb chops: twelve diners – twelve chops.  If someone takes two – someone gets none.  Luckily the other diners only took one.  When I arrive at the platter I discover why.  There’s so little meat on them they look like they were pre-eaten.  Chock up another win for Rwandan cuisine. 

Saturday November 25th

Monkeys along the road
I’m up early ready to be picked up by Peter and Penny for a canopy walk over the forest canopy.  We drive for an hour often passing troops of monkeys and baboons on the side of the road. The orientation center is small and Penny and I are the only visitors this morning.  We’re assigned a guide who will take us on the 45 minute walk over four long suspended bridges strung over the canopy.  The guide tells us not to worry – these are very good suspension bridges – built by Canadians who build ski lifts.  I tell him I was once suspended on a broken chairlift for four hours – it was built by Canadians too.  This doesn’t encourage Penny who’s not keen on heights to begin with.

The cost for the canopy walk is $60.00 - about the same for a day pass skiing at Whistler.  Except here there’s no snow…  or skiing.   In fact, there are few animals here: lots of birds and monkeys - but no large cats or elephants.  Evidently there was at one time - but poachers managed to kill them all.  They’ve thought of reintroducing them; but they’d have to provide armed guards and that would upset the birders who like to walk alone.  Birders are definitely strange… birds!

Nyunge suspension brdige
After the hike we return to the hotel - only to find there’s a problem.  The hotel claims that my room was only booked for a dingle night.  After a brief discussion we opt to move to Kigali rather than find alternate accommodation in the park.  This will allow me a little more time in Kigali.

We need to leave right away as it’s another seven hours drive to Kigali.  It takes the porter three tries to bring my bag up from my room.  He keeps bringing other people’s bags up… I wonder if they know they’re missing.

Which takes me to where we began……
on the road to Kigale

I’m driving down a twisting two lane highway in Rwanda a Toyota Land Cruiser.  Pretty Penny is in the back bopping to the sound of the Zack Brown Band blaring from the back speakers:

“I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand 
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand 
Life is good today Life is good today…”

Kigale a model African city
We blow into Kigali just as the sun is setting.  I’m impressed with Kigali.  It’s definitely not what I anticipated.  It seems more European than African.  It’s a very modern clean city experiencing a building boom.  All the streets are paved.  There’re sidewalks on both sides with street lights every twenty or thirty yards.   There are traffic lights and crosswalks – and the cars are actually stopping for pedestrians! There are parks with lots of green spaces.  It certainly shows what the future of Africa might look like. 

Flame Tree Hotel in Kigali
Great Lakes has arranged accommodations for my last night at the Flame Tree Village in Kigali, and it doesn’t disappoint.  I have a two story unit for my last night with living room, dining room, kitchen upstairs and bedroom with full bath downstairs. I’ve come a long way from the first night.

Sunday  November 26th

Peter picks me up at nine and we embark on a brief tour of Kigali before he drops me off at the Genocide Memorial.  When I arrive at the entrance I’m not sure whether I’m standing in the right line for admission when I spy another white face in the crowd.  It turns out she’s an American – unfortunately one with a real attitude.  When I question her attitude we end up in a loud shouting match reminiscent of a Seinfeld or Curb your Enthusiasm episode.   

Genocide Memorial
The Rwandan Genocide Memorial is nowhere as big or elaborate as the Holocaust memorials in Israel or the US, but it is effective.

One of the biggest differences is the wounds of the Rwandan genocide are still fresh.  The event took place only 25 years ago.  I notice scores of people in the line-up holding flower bouquets.  These are the children of the genocide - many now in their 30’s and 40’s.  They’ve come to lay them on the mass grave where they hope their parents are interred.  There are also  older people who are there  to lay flowers on the graves of their children.  To these people the genocide is still fresh.

What is chilling are the posters of hate propaganda on display inside the memorial.  They are almost identical to the Nazi propaganda of the 1930’s and 40’s.  Simply remove the word “Tutsi” and replace it with the word “Jew.”   I’m surprised that the Nazis haven’t sued them for copyright infringement. 

I wonder in fifty years when there is more distance if there won’t be a generation of “genocide deniers” like we now see in the western world.  

This isn’t supposed to be a political blog, but a walk through a genocide museum makes you think.

The modern "Hotel Rwanda"
Peter is waiting for me in parking lot ready to take me to the last stop on the tour – the hotel des Mille Collines – previously known as the Hotel Rwanda (of the movie fame).  We’re to meet Penny and Patrick there for lunch.  After lunch Peter and Penny will head back to Kampala.  Patrick, a Great Lakes guide stationed in Kigali, will take me to the airport for the trip home. 

"Hoel Rwanda" Today
It’s a macabre feeling having Sunday brunch here – right after my visit to the genocide memorial.  This was the place where high drama and death took place a few decades ago.  But today  everyone is sitting around having Sunday enjoying Sunday brunch.  We say our final goodbyes and Patrick takes me back to my hotel to pack.  He says he’d be back at five to take me to the airport.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Help me, Rwanda. Help Help me, Rwanda....

Tuesday November 21st

Uganda Rwanda Frontier

After nearly a week in Uganda we’re about to cross over into Rwanda.  Rwanda is a small country attached to the bottom of Uganda.  If people have ever heard of Rwanda it’s because of the genocide that occurred there in 1994 when between half a million and one million Tutsi were killed by the Hutu majority government. It inspired the movie Hotel Rwanda.

Friday, December 22, 2017

Gorillas I Have Missed

Sunday November - 19th - Queen Elizabeth National Park

We spend a good part of the previous day in a bar waiting for Peter to get back from putting Marilyn on the charter to Entebbe.  She will be leaving the next morning for the short trip back to South Africa where she can receive further care for her broken leg. 

Friday, December 15, 2017

Chimp tracking turns out to be a bum trip for one member

Marilyn being carried out of the jungle
Four of us are standing around Marilyn.  She’s lying in the mud moaning.  Our guide, Fran, is standing off to the side, her rifle propped against a tree sobbing inconsolably.  I’m not sure which woman to run to first. Yesterday everyone one agreed was the “Best Day Ever!”  Today, not so much.

It’s been a few days since I last posted so I’ll bring you up to date:

Thursday, December 7, 2017